Good morning
With your hand in your panties and your f****rtips on your little box, you can start Monday really well, can't you?
LassMiranda (43) from Germany
- Gender: female
- Age: 43
- Zip code: 1xxxx
- Country: Germany
- I speak:
Who wants to f**k should be friendly, that's what my dear grandma used to say! 🫶🏻
She was right about a lot of things!
I'm not looking for a husband here, but someone who can laugh with me, flirt, and occasionally make the mattress shake 😏
If you're relaxed, honest, and a little crazy, this could be a lot of fun
Friendship with certain extras? Sure. But please with style, charm, and a touch of madness.😍
Profile of LassMiranda
My Personal Info
| Height | 167 cm |
| Weight | 60 kg |
| Ethnicity | Not available |
| Eye color | blue |
| Hair color | blonde |
| Hair length | long |
| Figure | slim |
| Body hair | shaved |
| Pubic hair | shaved |
| Cup size | B |
| Glasses | yes reading glasses |
| Tattoos | none |
| Piercings | none |
| Marital status | single |
| Smoking | no |
My preferences
What I'm looking for, is
- a man
What I would like to experience, is
- a relationship
- a flirt
- email sex
- an affair
- a ONS
- an exciting friendship
- group sex
What turns me on, is
- Vanilla sex
- A**l sex
- O**l sex
- Sex Toys
- Swinger
- Outdoor sex
- Public sex
- Dessous
- RPG
More about me
What I can tell about myself
They say everyone has a special gift, mine is probably a good d**e of fire. I'm probably the spiciest pepperoni in the world: outside savory, inside soft, sometimes sweet, mostly hot and definitely not for weak taste buds. I like to laugh, talk too much, think too loud and love to make people shine. Straight talk, fun and a little bit of madness are part of my standard program. If you can handle it, it's definitely never going to be boring with me!
What's being said about me
What do others say about me? No idea and honestly, I don't want to know. Because in the end, it's not the outside chatter that matters, but the value you give yourself. I stand by myself, with corners, edges, and everything that comes with it. Whoever really gets to know me is welcome to form an opinion, but my self-worth doesn't depend on it.
My erotic fantasy
What my fantasies are? Honestly, I like it when things don't go according to plan, but according to desire. When hands become curious, glances promise what's later fulfilled, and you don't ask, but feel. I am into clear tension, honest desire, and the game between dominance and submission. Whether spontaneous, uninhibited, or with lead-up and ideas... for me, it all starts in my head, but it rarely ends there. I don't want a standard program.
Diary of LassMiranda
Visit my diary daily to stay up to date with everything I do.
Dec 08, 2025 06:29 am
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
Nov 20, 2025 06:43 am
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
Morning sparks
Thursday morning, the sun laughs,
my coffee hot, my heart awakens.
....and with you like that?😏
Nov 15, 2025 04:55 pm
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
Oh my goodness
Saturday... and my imagination is doing a somersault over the wildest ideas 😏💭. Is there someone who would be able to handle something like that?
Oct 18, 2025 09:49 am
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
Saturday... mood relaxed with glitter ✨
Today is definitely a day for flirting! The sun winked at me, and I winked back, it's clear who's winning the game here. 😏
Somehow, there's this spark in the air today… Maybe it's because it's the weekend, maybe it's just my mood. I'd love to dance a little with words..
A little fun, a little tension, and a whole lot of winking. Hopefully, today won't be boring. 💋
Oct 10, 2025 11:35 am
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
🔥 Friday, baby .. Time to cause chaos! 🔥
Friday. The day when the coffee tastes better, the butt looks somehow rounder and the thoughts get a bit dangerous. 😇
I swear, my alarm clock laughed at me this morning when I tried to get up, as if it knew exactly that I was answering some cheeky messages instead of sleeping last night. 🙈
But who needs sleep when you get compliments that work better than any energy drink? 😏
Today is 'do something you'll grin about tomorrow' day.
So: music on, favorite outfit (or almost none 😜) on, camera on and let's go. Maybe one or two 'forbidden' photos will end up in my gallery...
What are you doing tonight? Are you being good, or should I give you a little motivation not to be? 😘
Sep 30, 2025 12:18 pm
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
No desire
....with even more to wear today🤗😅
more than 3 month ago
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
sweet and juicy💦
Today I was asked about a plum photo once too often.🫡Now I thought to myself, I'll just do you all a favor. Today on offer my plum(s)🙃 Have a nice afternoon🙂
more than 3 month ago
LassMiranda writes a new entry in the diary
Thank you 🍭🔥
...I'm really overwhelmed! 🥰
So many loving messages, congratulations and hot thoughts have reached me That you thought of me, makes me not only happy, but also a little bit proud.
A big thank you to everyone who wrote to me, you're the reason why it's never boring here. 💋🔥
